Emotional Backpacker Pillows

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Information...

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"I'm pregnant."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

"You call this opening up?"

I Pagliacci

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

Weeping an Ocean

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

Mike has second thoughts about getting in touch with his feminine side.