Emotional Archaeologist Gifts

Oh, my gosh! You're right! The treasure was buried in here all along!

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."

Mood Swings.