Emotional Anchor Pillows

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'We're drifting apart.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Emotional Bling

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Feel better, dear?"

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Classic Emojis for sale.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'