Emo Enthusiasts Pillows

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Spaghetti Rave"

The Boss.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"Guess who I talked to yesterday?. . .Somebody else!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Memo to the wife...'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"What's trending?"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"