Emo Enthusiasts Mugs

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Spaghetti Rave"

The Boss.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Guess who I talked to yesterday?. . .Somebody else!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

The great and near-great

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'Memo to the wife...'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"What's trending?"

Big book of memes