Emergency Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

Broken down ambulance.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.