Emergency Preparer T-Shirts

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Emergency Phone.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

Emergency exit into Space

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Unsafe Drain Covers!