Emergency Planner T-Shirts

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

It's a special whistle for emergencies. Only my attorney can hear it.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Fire Assembly Point

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'I'm taking no chances.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'My backup special...'

'The end is near.'

Saving up for a rainy day.