Embracing Self-worth Pillows

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Congratulations!

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Narcissus' Cat.

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."