Embracing Self-worth Mugs

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Congratulations!

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Chicken out. . . and proud.

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."