Embracing Cultural Heritage Pillows

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I made you a mixtape."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Cossack dancers

'Forget what?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Welsh Dragon

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Little boy dragon

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Established Clothing Stores

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Mozart

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

European Loan to Greece

"This is Jerry. His family used to own my family."

Early evidence for the existence of dogs.

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.