Embracing Cultural Heritage Mugs

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I made you a mixtape."

Cossack dancers

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Forget what?'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Welsh Dragon

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Little boy dragon

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Pasadena Playhouse War

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Established Clothing Stores

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Mozart

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

European Loan to Greece

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: dinner plans.

Early evidence for the existence of dogs.