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"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

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I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Life is change

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

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'All of a sudden all they care about is boys...and make-up.'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

'You have a zit where?'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

Elephant and large lady both balancing on the scales. They weigh the same.

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Do whatever you have to do.'

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."

"Son, you can be gay or straight or liberal or conservative and I'll still love and support you. All I ask is that you not be a wimp."

An old man walking towards his grave

'Miss Walker called me gifted in front of the whole class! How am I going to live that down?'