Embracer Of The Journey Pillows

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Courage. Love.

'You've changed.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"I'm pregnant."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

Oliver Twist on the Way to London

The last of the spirits

True meditation

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

A Witch's broom as a Limo.

Weeping an Ocean

By the Card

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"He's just the guy I'm using to get over the last guy I dated to get over my first dog."

Overcoming obstacles on life's journey.

'Some have abs of steel, I have fat of steel!'

Reading on the train