Embracer Of New Experiences Pillows

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Heading off with a packed bag

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Travel changed me."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

“It's his first hibachi.”

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"I'm open to new things."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

The party, after you left

Confusing directions,

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

This Is Your Life

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.