Embracer Of New Experiences Pillows

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Heading off with a packed bag

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Travel changed me."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

The party, after you left

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

Confusing directions,

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

This Is Your Life

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'