'What's happiness, it can't buy money.'
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"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."
Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'
Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.
"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'
The Meaning of Life
'He's doing it again.'
"I'm sorry son, I don't know how to answer whether today is opposite day or not."
New Capitalism
Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.
Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper
"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."
Letter to God
"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."
Zeno Gives Directions
"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."
"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."
"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."
'Hurray! I'm a baby!'
"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"
Salman Rushdie
Feel good loser. NON WINNER
Clancy: Good Idea
'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'
The Artist
"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."
Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime
Smoking in the Paradise.
Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.
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