Embassy Worker Gifts

The man from the Embassy has come for a coffee

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

How's the boss today? Should I push his buttons or pull his chain?

Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

World Health Organization

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

It had taken nine months, but Jim was finally ready to go back into his boss's office and claim his raise.

Overturned boat.

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Peace in the Middle East!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"The boss just stopped and squinted at me! Either I"m in big trouble or he's lost is glasses again."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'Just tell him you're keeping your nose to the grindstone. Don't overdo it.'

Welcome to our team.

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

Nerve Agent Refugees

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'While they always come back as unfounded, maybe you could prevent these allegations of sexual harassment by not telling people you like the cut of their jib.'

Avoiding bosses on stairs vs. elevator.