Email Explorers Pillows

'I don't think you've officially entered the computer age until you actually click send.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Out and In.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Spam in Hell.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Executive Asks Death To Wait