Email Escapade Explorers Pillows

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Email Notifications

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

The Family Joules: Part 15

Mary had a little spam

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Gone Phishing

Mountain escalator.

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."

"Oh, bugger!"

American Idle

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'May we tour the grounds?'

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

"You didn't call us, but your online activity says you'll soon need to."

'I told you not to open that attachment.'