Email Blunder Survivor Pillows

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Email Notifications

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Mary had a little spam

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Insufficient Postage

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"They say you should beware of attachments."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

Spam on Mousetrap

Web (In)Security

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '