Elysium Explorer Gifts

Cherub on a cloud

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Gracie's baby toys.

You've Had Enough!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Lithium Fair

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

What your guitar says about you.

Abstract Espressoism

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Coffee love