Elysium Explorer Pillows

Cherub on a cloud

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Gracie's baby toys.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Lithium Fair

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

What your guitar says about you.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Abstract Espressoism

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Coffee love