Elite School Navigator Mugs

"I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

Climate Change Contingency House

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Say, Fred...'

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'You are supposed to be here.'

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Roads for Graduates

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."