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"Ultimately, I would like to drive my own sleigh."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Cat king.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Emma's Unicorn

Children's imagination

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Christmas Chopin

"You should go freelance like me!"

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

"Do we have time for this?"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Sleeping Moose

A cat dreaming of being a lion

"Attack?! Seriously?! Have you seen the size of that bear?!"

Live Inside Your Head.

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Angel Romance

The fabulous unituba

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Santa with an elf.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"