Element Enthusiast Prints

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Cobalt? Titanium? What I'm looking for is lithium, columbium and yttrium."

The Style of Elements

Nature Girl and the Four Elements.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Electrolyte Orchestra.

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Welcome to the Team

'Play it again, Sam.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

How Glaciations Begin

Didgeridoo

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

King of Music.

Cellist

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Lithium Fair

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

I love Harmonica

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Energy trap.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Human Condition