Element Enthusiast Pillows

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Cobalt? Titanium? What I'm looking for is lithium, columbium and yttrium."

The Style of Elements

Nature Girl and the Four Elements.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

I'm number one! I'm number one! 1 H Hydrogen. 26 Fe. 8 0. Hydrogen is number one, but it's a lightweight. My little buddy and I are a solid important element. We even have an age named after us - the "Iron Age"? But we need to watch out for H2O molecules. They give us a reddish-brown rash! Let's start calling them "Rusty"!

Fe is the chemical symbol for iron, atomic number 26. Sometimes the periodic table of elements seems like high school, full of cliques and gossip. Hydrogen and oxygen atoms spend lots of time hanging out together while elements like Argon and Radon are loners, never bonding with others. Gold, Au, and Silver, Ag, are the rich elements, but I honestly think iron the the most popular. I can't believe iron thinks "rusty" is a term of affection!

Electrolyte Orchestra.

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Welcome to the Team

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Play it again, Sam.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

How Glaciations Begin

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Didgeridoo

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

King of Music.

Lithium Fair

I love Harmonica

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Cellist

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'