Elegy Appreciator Mugs

Alexander Pope.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

A Macaroni in 1772

Wine Pyramid

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Final words on gravestones.

Silver Fox

Lady in a pretty dress

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Minuet

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I just love your use of lying"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Vegetarian Heaven

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'