Elegy Appreciator Gifts

Alexander Pope.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

A Macaroni in 1772

Wine Pyramid

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Final words on gravestones.

Lady in a pretty dress

Silver Fox

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Minuet

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I just love your use of lying"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Vegetarian Heaven

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'