Elegant Eccentric T-Shirts

A Macaroni in 1773

Newt sale

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Glyndebourne

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Don't you ever knock?'

Elton John

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Tom Waits.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Benjamin Britten.

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Norman's an influencer."

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"

This year we all got beards!

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'Pepper, anyone?'

'Classless Reunion'

'Can You Describe It?'

En pointe

"You're really quite mad."

Christmas phone gloves