Elegance And Paws T-Shirts

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Baroque Peacock

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Et in Arcadia Ego

Wine Pyramid

Silver Fox

Lady in a pretty dress

"Pampered?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"It's all about appealing to my target demographic."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Dog Jogger

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Minuet

Do you look like your pet ?

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Off to the Opera

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

Tartan Coats

'Edgar, I thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

Madame Rejane (French Actress)

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

"Very Republican. I love it."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Elegant Lady

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.