Elegance And Paws T-Shirts

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Baroque Peacock

Et in Arcadia Ego

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Wine Pyramid

Lady in a pretty dress

Silver Fox

"Pampered?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

"It's all about appealing to my target demographic."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Dog Jogger

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Do you look like your pet ?

Minuet

Off to the Opera

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

Tartan Coats

Madame Rejane (French Actress)

'Edgar, I thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

"Very Republican. I love it."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Elegant Lady

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'