Electronics Store Staff T-Shirts

'Could you be a little more specific as to the type of 'gizmo' your computer needs?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

How much would you take off for cash?

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Bob's DIY Store

'Super size me!!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Proper I.Q. required"

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Consumer care and technologies

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Pork Lift