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'Could you be a little more specific as to the type of 'gizmo' your computer needs?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

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Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

How much would you take off for cash?

Men's Prayer Group.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Bob's DIY Store

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Proper I.Q. required"

Widescreen TV.

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Super size me!!'

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

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