Hardware Store Employees T-Shirts

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

Witch Hardware

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Super size me!!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Bob's DIY Store

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Pork Lift

Consumer care and technologies

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."