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The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rage.

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Theorbo

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Invest in technology."

'Echo Tourism'

God's Subcontractors

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Early Colour TV

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

AA Meeting Here Today