Electronica Pillows

Lady Gaga.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rage.

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Evolution.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Hiding the electronics.

Theorbo

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Echo Tourism'

God's Subcontractors

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Early Colour TV

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

AA Meeting Here Today

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'