Erotica Pillows

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

'Not smutty enough for me.'

Use your imagination.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Ill next Thursday

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Sex Section in the Library

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Lady Gaga.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

"This space intentionally left blank."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."

"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"

'I know you're a tech freak, Norm. The computer cell, and beeper, I understand...but a home ATM is over the top!'

50 Shades of Hay

! Menu. Menu with Erotic Illustrations.

Inkaholic

"One day I'll find my kindhearted sadomasochist..."

'Do you have 'Fifty Shades of Grey' in large print?'

The Story of Oh

The red room of pain.