Electronica Devotee Prints

'I know you're a tech freak, Norm. The computer cell, and beeper, I understand...but a home ATM is over the top!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Music for car stereos

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Energy trap.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Like, Real Gone...

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

House trained cat

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

Back to School Specials!

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

'Huck me.'

"The manufacturer's suggested list price on this is sixty-seven thousand dollars, but, because of our low overhead, I can let you have it for thirty-nine ninety-five."

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."