Electricity Pun Lover Pillows

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unplugged.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We blew a fuse."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

High electricity consumption in the summer

Plasma scientist

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

"I'm sorry, Sparky... I don't think we're a good fit."

That guy? He does static shock.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the World Series is over before turning off my electricity?'

"High tech genies?"

Love