Electricity Pun Lover Pillows

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Don't rage, rage against the dying of the light, just pay the electric bill."

AA Meeting Here Today

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Love At First Shock

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"I couldn't find a sitter."

Unplugged.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"We blew a fuse."

High electricity consumption in the summer

Plasma scientist

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

"No. You're not going crazy... You just need an outlet."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the World Series is over before turning off my electricity?'

"What did Benjamin Franklin invent after flying a kite in a lightning storm?"

Good job we were still plugged in!

"High tech genies?"

'For those of you without power, service will be restored soon. Stay tuned for details.'