Electricity Experimenter T-Shirts

'Would you mind holding my rechargable laptop battery.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

The discovery of electricity...

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Benjamin Franklin.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Professor...what are you doing?

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"I told you Science was fun!"