Electricity Experimenter T-Shirts

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'Would you mind holding my rechargable laptop battery.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The discovery of electricity...

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Plasma Ball

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Professor...what are you doing?

Nuclear energy.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Benjamin Franklin.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity