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The Family Joules: Part 15

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

The Hybrid

Anubis loved his evening rides.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

What your guitar says about you.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

The Electric Car

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Cowpunk

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Range Anxiety

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."