Electric Guitars Gifts

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Musician feedback card

A guitarist turning amp up to 40

"We appreciate your feedback."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Jeff Beck.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

B.B. King

Luthier

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Electric guitar

A rock guitarist singing

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

What your guitar says about you.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Eddie Van Halen

Muse

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'