Air Guitars Gifts

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rocking Witches.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Guitar Man.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

What your guitar says about you.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Musician feedback card

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Rock n'roll.

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'