Electric Car Newbie Gifts

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Jeff Beck.

B.B. King

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Electric car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Not in my name!"

Electric bike.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

The Electric Car

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

It's the Thoughtless That Counts

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Charging Station

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Telsa Sales

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."