Election Zealot Pillows

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

"Good boy."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Rock and a Hard Place

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

2016 election squabbles!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Honest Voting Stickers

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms