Election Studies Gifts

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Triumph for Donald Trump

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

Turkish Democracy

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

DUNVOTIN

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'