Election Night Gifts

Biden! Harris!

"What's Dad watching? Some scary Halloween show?"

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"The first poll says we'll win and the second favours them."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Netanyahu versus Gantz