Election Insights Fan Gifts

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Trump Poutine

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

2016 election squabbles!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Honest Voting Stickers

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"