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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

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"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Computer operator welding machine.

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"The blow drier is broken."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

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'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Ark Welding

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