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'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Why moms make bad refs.