Elderly Sage Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with a pillow that celebrates wisdom and creativity. A thoughtful gift that combines comfort with a dash of wit for the elderly sage.

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"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

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"Behold the secret to happiness." mockup

"Behold the secret to happiness."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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"We went for Scandinavian interiors." mockup

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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Voltaire

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!' mockup

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?' mockup

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.' mockup

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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Couldn't you have used a smaller font? mockup

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

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'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.' mockup

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

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"Hunters turned philosophers"

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'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.' mockup

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

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"Don't worry, it's nothing."

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...' mockup

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

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Elderly Sage Pillows Collection

Elderly Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and wise mugs designed specially for the elderly sage. Find the perfect cup to inspire and amuse them each morning.

Elderly Sage Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that showcase wisdom and creativity. Perfect for decorating a space that reflects a life well-lived and thoughtfully seasoned.

Elderly Sage T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the wisdom and creativity of your elderly sage. Stylish, fun, and full of character — perfect for their everyday wear.