Elderly Mentor Gifts

'Oh, I knew you'd come for me eventually...I just expected you to be bigger...and not a chicken!'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"I'm here for the hair."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Come die with me.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"Shows you how much I know."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Guide Dogs

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"No matter how far you go with this firm, Paulson, don't lose your rudder."